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Federal Triangle Heritage Trail (aka DC's fuck-you-people trail)

7/30/2018

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Ah, my beloved Washington DC, how you have changed in these past two years.  No longer can I wander your streets and feel pride in ever-strengthening democracy and a president beloved by the world.  Now I narrow my eyes at federal buildings and look suspiciously at passing tourists.  What have we become?  Our beautiful stately buildings house a cancer that must be cut out sooner rather than later.  

Beginning at the Archives Metro station and proceeding up Pennsylvania Avenue and back down Constitution, the Federal Triangle Trail passes institution after crucial institution: the Department of Justice, the FBI, the Old Post Office, the EPA, the Department of Commerce, U.S. Customs and Border Protection, the IRS, and the National Archives, as well as several Smithsonian museums, the Newseum, and multiple outdoor memorials.  The area is architecturally lovely, imposing, and full of contradictions.  The flowers are pretty.  A significant number of homeless people try to catch some more sleep beneath makeshift shelters, their possessions strewn over expensive benches.  Inside the stone walls of the buildings, state power lurks quietly, big enough to devour us all if it chose.

I had never before been to the center of the Federal Triangle, where Federal Triangle Metro station-- strangely-- nestles into and underneath the EPA building, and a large enclosed courtyard hides beyond it, almost Italian in style, full of sculptures and with arched passageways leading out to Pennsylvania Avenue, Constitution Avenue, 12th Street, 14th Street.  There is an odd semi-circular shopping center punched into the ground, accessible by a down escalator from street level.  Apart from the shopping mall, it reminded me a bit of Florence.  There were trees, benches, sidewalk cafe tables.  Only steps from the U.S. Customs and Border Patrol building, a Tibetan monk strolled one of the arched passageways.  A woman wearing a chador rode the escalator down towards the shopping mall.  The heart of DC persists in being wildly international despite the hostility to internationality that inhabits it now.

The fuck-you tour:
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Department of Justice, with security guard. Homeless guy just out of frame to the left.
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How can I still get startled by the Trump Hotel, even when I have been to it many times now, to shake my fist, yell, dance, or flip the bird?
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I wonder how Ben, who is just outside the hotel's doors, feels about it?
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US Customs and Border Protection (don't miss the food court!)
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EPA.
On the other hand, beauty:
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Central courtyard. Rose sculpture. Shopping center behind the low wall and DOWN.
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This is a lamppost.
And then there are the things that are neither alarming nor beautiful, but iconic:
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The Washington Monument.
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The National Archives.
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The goddamn First Amendment.
Hang in there, America.

As an aside, there are some pretty damn weird sculptures outside some of these federal buildings.  This guy is guarding the National Archives:
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On the base it says, "Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty." Ain't that the truth.
Immediately after I took this photograph, I was approached by a DC street vendor (they will sell anything), who asked if I wanted to buy a Trump hat.
PictureThere are not one, but two, statues of heavily muscled guys wrestling heavily muscled horses outside the Federal Trade Commission. I don't know what this means.

And, because I know you were wondering, here is a picture of the below-ground shopping mall.
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